I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
