question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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