end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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