I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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