I don't think brook has ever known best
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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