Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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