He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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