If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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