the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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