you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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