So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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