Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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