I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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