I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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