i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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