I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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