When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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