$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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