She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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