i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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