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real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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