just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I puked a lego.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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