what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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