I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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