I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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