Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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