he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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