I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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