there was a trapeze. enough said
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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