took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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