we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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