I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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