Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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