maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
is wine microwaveable?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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