Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i think i have herpe
just one?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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