...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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