I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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