new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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