I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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