It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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