would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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