Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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