dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
She's the barista slut.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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