Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize