The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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