I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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