I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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