you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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