Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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