Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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