Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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