Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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