It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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