I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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